Hugs and Kisses Bitch.

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

socks-gone-wild bigbangpunch

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

egberts easillyforgotten

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

terrakion easillyforgotten

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

buttcramps orgasmic-humor

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

bluelava3 thoughts-and-more-thoughts

strictlyteen:

crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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crystallized-teardrops strictlyteen

strictlyteen:

eggplont:

amy is stupid

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911
eggplont strictlyteen
whocoulddowithoutyou forkatiaever

koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

karkat-barakat orgasmic-humor
  • day 1/365: im so done
verdnt useless-fuckerr