Hugs and Kisses Bitch.

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

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strictlyteen:

crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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strictlyteen:

eggplont:

amy is stupid

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whocoulddowithoutyou forkatiaever

koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

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  • day 1/365: im so done
verdnt useless-fuckerr

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

quotethat useless-fuckerr

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

Do you have KIK?

Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my dick and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”

Nope. Don’t have KIK.

(via lilgrrrlcreep)

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