Hugs and Kisses Bitch.

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

augenss orgasmic-humor

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

sparkle-socks bigbangpunch

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

egberts easillyforgotten

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

terrorkion easillyforgotten

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

buttcramps orgasmic-humor

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

bluelava3 thoughts-and-more-thoughts

strictlyteen:

crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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crystallized-teardrops strictlyteen

strictlyteen:

eggplont:

amy is stupid

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eggplont strictlyteen
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